(04-15-2010, 11:28 AM)Jamminitin Wrote: Do you eat the ones from your lawn?

Yes. http://americanmushrooms.com/edibles3.htm

I wouldn't try it... it looks disgusting, but who knows, maybe if it's cooked and chopped I wouldn't mind...

Matt said they used to pick morels on his Boy Scout camping trips as kids. They'd fry them up with onions and butter and serve with steaks. Pretty fancy Boy Scout camping with steaks if you ask me!

(04-15-2010, 11:55 AM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote:

(04-15-2010, 11:28 AM)Jamminitin Wrote: Do you eat the ones from your lawn?

Yes. http://americanmushrooms.com/edibles3.htm

hmmm-I think I'd be too chicken to eat them from my yard. Maybe I'll take a pic first and you can tell me if they are good. I'll be sure not to piss you off before I ask you.

Get your head out of your ass. No one is pissed off. You're just having a hard time with comprehension for some reason today.

You might want to re-read stuff prior to you calling me a spaz. Do it twice so it sinks in.

(04-15-2010, 01:24 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: Get your head out of your ass. No one is pissed off. You're just having a hard time with comprehension for some reason today.

You might want to re-read stuff prior to you calling me a spaz. Do it twice so it sinks in.

HOLY FUCK-I did NOT say you were pissed.......I was making a joke, away from the other thread, that I wouldn't trust ANYONE that was pissed at me to tell me about eating poisonous mushrooms.

I was not crossing threads.

Give her a warning level Twitchy, give her a warning level!!!!

Anyway, you can't blame me for fucking up this thread.
I was talking to a guy in the line at the store. The conversation got around to wives, and he said he had been widowed three times. I said "Three wives, all dead and buried?" He said "Yes."
"What happened to the first one?"
"Poison Mushrooms."
"What happened to the second one?"
"Poison Mushrooms."
"And the third?"
"Fractured skull."
"How did that happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the poison mushrooms."

(04-15-2010, 01:26 PM)Jamminitin Wrote:

(04-15-2010, 01:24 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: Get your head out of your ass. No one is pissed off. You're just having a hard time with comprehension for some reason today.

You might want to re-read stuff prior to you calling me a spaz. Do it twice so it sinks in.

HOLY FUCK-I did NOT say you were pissed.......I was making a joke, away from the other thread, that I wouldn't trust ANYONE that was pissed at me to tell me about eating poisonous mushrooms.

I was not crossing threads.

OK, OK truce?

Trouble maker.



Good joke though!!!!

I still think of mushrooms as being a fungus.