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[Black Sun]

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Me and Leeanne do all our grocery shopping online now and get it delivered.

I would like to know who invented online grocery shopping so I could suck their dick/lick their pussy in appreciation.

[Sally]

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I've seen a guy in the grocery store so completely baffled by the selection, he had his SO on the line telling him which brand of milk to purchase. Probably other items as well but I got as far away from him as I could get.

I see that every once in a while. The last guy was getting pissed off and cursing because he couldn't find what she wanted, I thought it was kind of funny.

[ralgith]

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Me and Leeanne do all our grocery shopping online now and get it delivered.

I would like to know who invented online grocery shopping so I could suck their dick/lick their pussy in appreciation.

I would NEVER do that. I want to be able to pick and choose my own fresh fruits and vegetables. And meat. Screw letting some ingrate do it for me. Nasty.

Also, thank you for admitting to your latent homosexual tendencies.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Home grocery delivery is great. I got an affiliate with PeaPod on Super-Cooks. I love it.
You get the best stuff delivered. I swear they have a back room with all the good produce.

[Black Sun]

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I'm not fussy about how pretty my fresh produce looks, as long as it is delivered in an acceptable fashion and is fresh I'll eat it, I'm not one of these pussies who has to personally examine every item with my sweaty hands looking for the perfect banana or tomato.

As for the dick sucking thing that was a joke you humourless buzzkill.

[ralgith]

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I'm not fussy about how pretty my fresh produce looks, as long as it is delivered in an acceptable fashion and is fresh I'll eat it, I'm not one of these pussies who has to personally examine every item with my sweaty hands looking for the perfect banana or tomato.

And the meats? I'm sorry, but I'm very freaking picky when it comes to the amount of fat/bone/meat ratio I get. I'm also very picky with my boneless skinless chicken breasts. I don't want the ones with the big hunk of artery or vein and large bits of fat on them. Screw that.

[Black Sun]

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I'm not fussy about food and I am always grateful for it regardless of any little imperfections it might have.

When I was a kid you ate what was put in front of you or you went hungry.

[LKTraz]

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As far as slow cashiers........

I generally give them a slightly muted "Yo Zippy. You ain't gonna win any races at this pace. Shall I find the manager?"

In 9 out of 10 cases they shift into high gear. Sometimes with a frightened look, sometimes like they just ate a shit sandwich.

For that 10th case, I find the manager.

[Sally]

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I'm not fussy about how pretty my fresh produce looks, as long as it is delivered in an acceptable fashion and is fresh I'll eat it, I'm not one of these pussies who has to personally examine every item with my sweaty hands looking for the perfect banana or tomato.

And the meats? I'm sorry, but I'm very freaking picky when it comes to the amount of fat/bone/meat ratio I get. I'm also very picky with my boneless skinless chicken breasts. I don't want the ones with the big hunk of artery or vein and large bits of fat on them. Screw that.

I agree, if I'm paying good money for a steak then I would like to see the marbling and pick it out myself. I always need to look at the seafood also and even smell it before buying it. I've bought shrimp before without asking to smell it because I didn't want to be a pain in the ass and then I get home and they stink and are like mush.

[Black Sun]

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Well I must be lucky because the supermarket we order from has a policy on not knowingly selling shit fresh produce.