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02-10-2014, 08:49 PM
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(02-10-2014, 04:06 PM)LKTraz Wrote: Really it's easier than that. Just 2 types.... 1) good and 2) leave it alone.

you sir do not drink like i do. ive woken up with shit smears on my body and clothes from drunk easy cunts dumping loads in the bed
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02-10-2014, 09:59 PM
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(02-10-2014, 08:49 PM)TenFour Wrote:
(02-10-2014, 04:06 PM)LKTraz Wrote: Really it's easier than that. Just 2 types.... 1) good and 2) leave it alone.

you sir do not drink like i do. ive woken up with shit smears on my body and clothes from drunk easy cunts dumping loads in the bed

Thank you for making me throw up in my mouth.
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(02-10-2014, 09:59 PM)ralgith Wrote:
(02-10-2014, 08:49 PM)TenFour Wrote:
(02-10-2014, 04:06 PM)LKTraz Wrote: Really it's easier than that. Just 2 types.... 1) good and 2) leave it alone.

you sir do not drink like i do. ive woken up with shit smears on my body and clothes from drunk easy cunts dumping loads in the bed

Thank you for making me throw up in my mouth.

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(02-10-2014, 08:49 PM)TenFour Wrote:
(02-10-2014, 04:06 PM)LKTraz Wrote: Really it's easier than that. Just 2 types.... 1) good and 2) leave it alone.

you sir do not drink like i do. ive woken up with shit smears on my body and clothes from drunk easy cunts dumping loads in the bed

That is disgusting
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02-11-2014, 05:11 PM
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hey i didnt say i liked it it just happened
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02-11-2014, 05:23 PM
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(02-10-2014, 08:49 PM)TenFour Wrote:
(02-10-2014, 04:06 PM)LKTraz Wrote: Really it's easier than that. Just 2 types.... 1) good and 2) leave it alone.

you sir do not drink like i do. ive woken up with shit smears on my body and clothes from drunk easy cunts dumping loads in the bed


Oh contraire mon frère. I drink like all old Pa Dutchmen. We never drink more than we can hold and personally I can balance a 1/4 keg on my shoulder quite well. Guiness

The difference is how one handles their state of shitfacedness. You are evidently one of the guys who would fuck a snake if it would hold still and the level to which you will sink is proportional to the level of alcohol you've put down.

That being said........ever wake up and know you've been a baaaaaaad boy? Shok Silly ewe! Rolleyes
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02-11-2014, 06:28 PM
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(02-11-2014, 05:23 PM)LKTraz Wrote:
(02-10-2014, 08:49 PM)TenFour Wrote:
(02-10-2014, 04:06 PM)LKTraz Wrote: Really it's easier than that. Just 2 types.... 1) good and 2) leave it alone.

you sir do not drink like i do. ive woken up with shit smears on my body and clothes from drunk easy cunts dumping loads in the bed


Oh contraire mon frère. I drink like all old Pa Dutchmen. We never drink more than we can hold and personally I can balance a 1/4 keg on my shoulder quite well. Guiness

The difference is how one handles their state of shitfacedness. You are evidently one of the guys who would fuck a snake if it would hold still and the level to which you will sink is proportional to the level of alcohol you've put down.

That being said........ever wake up and know you've been a baaaaaaad boy? Shok Silly ewe! Rolleyes

nope i never fucked a sheep just a horse once
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02-11-2014, 06:49 PM
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facepalm Justin Bieber thread turned into scat and beastiality. We have sunk to a new low around here. Oy
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I don't think that quite makes the point Twitch. Here use mine.

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I have the big one. How do you think I made the small one? Biggrin
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