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6 monthes ago I went into a drugstore (CVS) and bought a birthday card. At the candy aisle I spotted a huge payday bar. I was hungry and it was advertised as 1.00$ U.S. I get to the counter too pay and the price was 1.79 I says whoa! its there for a buck! They ask me if I had a card, I said "no" so he says well..........It's a buck .79 without a card. I lost my appetite and said forget it.
I thought about it all weekend and they had another "sale" for an 18 pack of beer for 12.99$ I goes in and grab it and head towards the counter. I start too pay and bam..........they say 17.99. The lady says you have to have a card too get the discount. So I say OK what do I have to do?
She gives me this long application that I can fill out on-line and here's my card.
I never went online, and never filled out anything. They don't know me from a hole in the wall, but they give me the discount just because I said I would apply. I have this plastic scan thing that I stuck in my wallet and get all the discounts they advertise now.
That was 6 months ago and I still go in, pay cash, flash the card, and get 15% off. They all do it (Right-Aid, CVS, Walgreens) and like P.T. Barnum said "There's a sucker born every minute"
I thought about it all weekend and they had another "sale" for an 18 pack of beer for 12.99$ I goes in and grab it and head towards the counter. I start too pay and bam..........they say 17.99. The lady says you have to have a card too get the discount. So I say OK what do I have to do?
She gives me this long application that I can fill out on-line and here's my card.
I never went online, and never filled out anything. They don't know me from a hole in the wall, but they give me the discount just because I said I would apply. I have this plastic scan thing that I stuck in my wallet and get all the discounts they advertise now.
That was 6 months ago and I still go in, pay cash, flash the card, and get 15% off. They all do it (Right-Aid, CVS, Walgreens) and like P.T. Barnum said "There's a sucker born every minute"
Gimme dat filet-0-fish............gimme dat feesh.