Emporium Jewlers Group Limited

[Twitchin Kitten]

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This is too friggin' funny. I get this below in an email today. I wonder how long I can keep this going?

   

So I replied for grins and giggles:

yes, please tell me more.
I also have a bridge for sale if you're interested.

They replied!
They said the details are in the proposal and attached the thing I have pasted above.

I replied again:

So are you interested in that bridge I want to sell?

And then replied again with an afterthought:

Also, I would like to know how come you cannot find a single Arabic translator in the UK?
I find that a little hard to believe considering the amount of Arab immigrants living in the UK.
Are you trying to smuggle drugs? Is White Diamond Purifier a new code name for heroin coming out of Afghanistan?

[Twilla]

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Wow, that's really poorly written. You'd think they would have put a little more effort into it.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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yeah, you'd think!
Last time I did this was a few years back on my yahoo email. I must have gone about 10 rounds with the guy until I called him on his shit and asked him to meet me in Japan if he wanted cooperation. He was interested in the bridge. Idiot.

We'll see if this garners another reply. I think the mentioning of Afghani heroin might have put the kabash on this one.