08-21-2011, 11:17 AM
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Save your money. Save your time. It sucked.
The whole movie dragged until the last 15 minutes when the apes "rose". They made this twist on how the whole ape thing started because of a lab experiment. This was even a crap rebellion. It could have been more exciting.
So, this guy has a dad who has Alzheimer's really bad and he's desperately trying to find a cure. This scientist (the guy damn i forget his name) is working for a private pharmaceutical company working on the cure for all of mankind. In this process he finds that his miracle drug gives apes without brain damage higher intelligence and it all goes "Ape" from there.
Yeah, bad pun, I know but I couldn't help it
They throw a twist in there too - they are smuggling poached chimps instead of breeding their own like all other labs on the planet do.
It throws the 'heartbreak' bits in for you to feel bad for the apes.
Anyway, after an hour and a half of mind numbing bullshit to lead up to the ape rebellion, the apes go nuts and rebel.
You get a few catch phrases from the original movie in there and the chimps are named Caesar, Bright Eyes, and other little names from the original movie.
The original movie I got the idea that human kind wiped itself out with nukes or some other disaster and apes became the new master race. This movie implies that we fucked around with their heads, gave them intelligence artificially and they rebelled and took over slowly.
I hated it.
The whole movie dragged until the last 15 minutes when the apes "rose". They made this twist on how the whole ape thing started because of a lab experiment. This was even a crap rebellion. It could have been more exciting.
So, this guy has a dad who has Alzheimer's really bad and he's desperately trying to find a cure. This scientist (the guy damn i forget his name) is working for a private pharmaceutical company working on the cure for all of mankind. In this process he finds that his miracle drug gives apes without brain damage higher intelligence and it all goes "Ape" from there.
Yeah, bad pun, I know but I couldn't help it
They throw a twist in there too - they are smuggling poached chimps instead of breeding their own like all other labs on the planet do.
It throws the 'heartbreak' bits in for you to feel bad for the apes.
Anyway, after an hour and a half of mind numbing bullshit to lead up to the ape rebellion, the apes go nuts and rebel.
You get a few catch phrases from the original movie in there and the chimps are named Caesar, Bright Eyes, and other little names from the original movie.
The original movie I got the idea that human kind wiped itself out with nukes or some other disaster and apes became the new master race. This movie implies that we fucked around with their heads, gave them intelligence artificially and they rebelled and took over slowly.
I hated it.
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