The drunk posting thread

[Rhubarb]

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Should have seen me re-type and re-type....with one thumb and finger

Can't remember the Soap star at all.... or was it someone was a look a like.
Mr Powell was there, remember that, now he was the professional Anthony Hopkins 'look-a-like' until he fell ill recently (Mr Powell, that is).

Trying to build up courage to turn the vacuum on.... I just use the pan and brush me thinks.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Gotta get yourself an oxygen tank for those lingering hangovers

[Twilla]

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One bottle of Merlot down and I'm eyeing a bottle of Shiraz. I haven't had any booze since Nov - Dec and this is going down so smoooooth.

Firefox is telling me that 'eyeing' should be 'eying'. Fuck you, Firefox.

[Twilla]

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Got it wrong... 2009 Fetzer Merlot from California and now I've got an Alice White Australian Shiraz. I need to become a wino, these are both absolutely wonderful. And I'm feeling mildly horny. Creepy? Yeah, kind of. At least I don't look like Willem Dafoe in a bad wig.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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I adore a good hearty Shiraz. Hell, I haven't had a drink in about as long as you. You're going to have one helluva hangover. Keep posting though! I don't think anyone will top Gunnen though, but you could give it a try!

[twisteroo]

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Damn spell check screws up all the good drunk posting typos.
Buy that stuff in the 5 liter box, it saves time opening a new bottle every 4 glasses.

[Twilla]

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I feel pretty good! Of course I fell asleep soon after my last post here so I got about 12 hours of sleep. What an exciting drunk I am, huh?

[Twilla]

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Damn spell check screws up all the good drunk posting typos.
Buy that stuff in the 5 liter box, it saves time opening a new bottle every 4 glasses.

I've been shitfaced and posting before and I've never typed like some of the people I've seen online before. I think LC has to win that one but Dick was pretty bad too. I usually fall asleep before I get that bad, I guess.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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I think Sinister is at the top of the list too. Did you miss Gunnen's drunken posting a couple months back? He wasn't able to find this thread so he posted elsewhere, and I forget where, but it was hysterical. I think he spelled correctly, it was just fucked up funny.

[Twilla]

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I think Sinister is at the top of the list too. Did you miss Gunnen's drunken posting a couple months back? He wasn't able to find this thread so he posted elsewhere, and I forget where, but it was hysterical. I think he spelled correctly, it was just fucked up funny.

Sinister was fucked up on meds and alcohol if I remember correctly. She's lucky she didn't die.