My first ad on...

[twisteroo]

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Damnit....My bite was phoney baloney bullshit.

I was told by my assistant that your item is still for sale,i would have loved to come and see it,but my schedule is very tight.I will mail out your payment once you provide your full name.phone number and address.I can only pay via money order as am on a business trip now,pls let me know where to send your payment to because i wouldn't want to lose it to someone else.I don't mind adding thirty ($30) dollars so you can keep it in my favor,you should get your payment in 4-6 working days i will appreciate if you can get the ad off craigslist so i can be sure you are keeping it in my favor.Please let me know as soon as you receive it so i can start making arrangement for the pick-up.
Thanks
jason

[LKTraz]

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knobgobbler? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Tell the little asshole that paypal is fine. Just because he's on a business trip means squat. He obviously has internet and you see no reason he shouldn't use paypal for this and he should do so and include his mailing address and HE'LL get the item in 3-4 days.

Yes, keep it going just to return the ball busting favor

[twisteroo]

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Bah, if I'm gonna waste my time typing it's gonna be here. I mean if I'm gonna use up my typing...I meant that if I have time to waste it's.....ah fergedaboudit.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Bust his chops for sport man. He wasted your time, now make him regret it. That's what I would do.

[kbear]

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Hey, if he wants that bad, then sendone to come and get now.
Or do you have layaway??

[twisteroo]

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More spam today, Sophie was sooooo glad she met me yesterday, just go to the link and give her all my personal information and I will get a $1000 walmart gift card.
That bitch is such a liar.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Oh I have so much with these imbeciles.

OK tell them you're going to be on a business trip and won't have time to post all that information but, if he's willing to meet you halfway, you'll be in Japan on (pick a date) and you can meet in person at (find a Japanese hotel and city) lobby but you will need his name, address, and bank account number so you can make the direct deposit right in front of him.

Yes that last part makes no sense but hey, neither does his deals.

[twisteroo]

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If I thought they would actually meet me in Japan, I would go, it would be sawed off shotguns at 20 paces.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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I kept one spammer going for a month back and forth with ridiculous things like this. I even told him there was an unknown secret with the Brooklyn bridge. It's not owned by the City of NY but it is individually owned under the condition it is passed along to another NY'er every year. I would be willing to cheat and pass it along to him for a fee. Just give me your name, address and meet me in Prospect Park, Brooklyn, NY on (such and such a date) on the bench near the zoo and we'll seal the deal and you get the papers. I'll need a million dollar deposit on the bridge to make sure you pass it along in one year, and at that time, you will get your deposit back. During the year, you can collect all the tolls from this bridge but you need to use them to maintain it. Don't worry, it's not a big deal, all the arrangements and contractors are already in place and you'll get that paperwork when we meet.

FYI- there is no toll on that bridge.