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06-25-2012, 10:49 PM
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(06-25-2012, 06:54 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: Isn't that a scene from Trainspotting?

Christ, I'm retching along with him.

I've never been so desperate to succumb to filth.

A restaurant we used to frequent had a regular customer we dubbed "the mad shitter". Female, middle aged woman. She would visit the place nightly and if you had the misfortune of visiting the can after her, you walked right out. Bitch would shit all over the wall behind the can, the tank, the floor all in a lovely spray pattern. Barf

They knew who she was and never told her not to come back. If I were the manager, I'd make her clean that up before I asked her to leave forever. goddamn pets are cleaner.

She might have sued for discrimination or some shit. I know a lawyer somewhere would have leaped to represent her, the scum.

At least this lady had a shitter to shit on. Try squatting over a slit trench filled with the ruined digested matter of men with dysentery. Yea, I have little sympathy here.
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Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by John L - 06-24-2012, 06:00 PM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by Rhubarb - 06-24-2012, 06:07 PM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by Twilla - 06-24-2012, 06:27 PM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by LKTraz - 06-25-2012, 04:41 PM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by twisteroo - 06-25-2012, 04:50 PM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by Twitchin Kitten - 06-25-2012, 04:55 PM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by John L - 06-27-2012, 07:57 PM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by twisteroo - 06-25-2012, 04:59 PM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by Twilla - 06-25-2012, 07:01 PM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by LKTraz - 06-25-2012, 08:18 PM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by twisteroo - 06-26-2012, 03:49 AM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by LKTraz - 06-25-2012, 05:19 PM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by Twitchin Kitten - 06-25-2012, 05:48 PM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by twisteroo - 06-25-2012, 05:50 PM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by Rhubarb - 06-25-2012, 05:56 PM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by twisteroo - 06-25-2012, 06:04 PM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by Twitchin Kitten - 06-25-2012, 06:54 PM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by Gunnen4u - 06-25-2012, 10:49 PM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by PIG - 06-26-2012, 01:55 AM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by Gunnen4u - 06-28-2012, 03:49 AM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by Twilla - 06-26-2012, 05:31 AM
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - by Twitchin Kitten - 06-28-2012, 07:52 AM

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