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09-05-2011, 06:06 AM (This post was last modified: 09-05-2011, 06:07 AM by LKTraz.)
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Talk about freakin' Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder........

I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan .

Having not seen my wife for several months, I was horny & hot, pulsing with anticipation and looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex with her.

Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a towel wrapped around her head.

I shot her.
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Ha-ha.....I think.Shok
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Haha my kind of humor.
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09-10-2011, 03:51 PM
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Snigger Giggle

Reminds me of the joke my Dad told my husband his first day on leave from 4 months in Norway (we weren't married at the time)

One soldier to another:
'The first thing I'm going to do when I get home is grab my wife and give her one'
'What's the second thing you're going to do?'
'Take my skiis off'
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