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PTSD - LKTraz - 09-05-2011
Talk about freakin' Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder........
I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan .
Having not seen my wife for several months, I was horny & hot, pulsing with anticipation and looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex with her.
Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a towel wrapped around her head.
I shot her.
RE: PTSD - twisteroo - 09-05-2011
Ha-ha.....I think.
RE: PTSD - Gunnen4u - 09-09-2011
Haha my kind of humor.
RE: PTSD - Rhubarb - 09-10-2011
Snigger
Reminds me of the joke my Dad told my husband his first day on leave from 4 months in Norway (we weren't married at the time)
One soldier to another:
'The first thing I'm going to do when I get home is grab my wife and give her one'
'What's the second thing you're going to do?'
'Take my skiis off'