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01-30-2010, 03:28 AM
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Inane Answering Message Day Annually, the day set aside to change, shorten, replace or delete those ridiculous and/or annoying answering machine messages that waste the time of anyone who must listen to them.

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01-30-2010, 11:28 AM
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I'll never give up my answering machine message! No never I tell you!

Anyone want to hear those crazy old people who were pestering me again trying to get me to work for them?
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01-30-2010, 12:25 PM
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lol! Kez

We congratulated No1 son's best friend today. He is is nightmare with the answer-phone:
We are eating dinner (we are always eating dinner when he calls) No1 sons' mobile phone starts ringing. He is not allowed to answer it at the table, so it stops eventually.
Then a text message is left.
Then the house phone begins to ring, answer-phone kicks in, person rings off.
Then house phone again, again, again, again....... the maximum has been 6 times by which time No1 son has left the table and shouts 'Piss Off Richard I'm eating' hangs up.
20 minutes later, mobile goes off again, which Philip them answers as if nothing has happened.

We have told Richard off and so have his parents, but to no avail.
Last night, answer-phone has a message when we get in from work late.

It's Richard! He left a message!Good
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01-30-2010, 05:37 PM
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OK for those who never heard these idiotic people here it is.

You might have to turn your volume way up for these.

This is my answering machine message - gets 'em every time!

http://twitchinkitten.com/sounds/message2.mp3

and this is the crazy people who kept trying to get me to do work for them.

http://twitchinkitten.com/sounds/nuts1.mp3
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01-30-2010, 07:55 PM
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Wow......how clueless can you get? Fool
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01-30-2010, 08:06 PM
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You see why I didn't want to take the job maintaining their website? I'd be punching myself in the head like that smiley you used!
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01-31-2010, 10:12 AM
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Well that would be slightly better (from the view of societal acceptance) than going to them and doing this:

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So you're sayin' that you'll take their business when ---------> [Image: pig_flying.gif] ?
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01-31-2010, 01:29 PM
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Yep.
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