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09-18-2017, 08:41 AM

How the fuck? WHAT The fuck was he doing in that hole?

http://www.fox5ny.com/news/man-gets-body...at-the-gym

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09-18-2017, 04:52 PM

I worked in an ER, and rode the ambulance. This is really pretty tame.

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09-18-2017, 05:01 PM

It only says "Body part", maybe it was his finger.

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09-18-2017, 05:29 PM

(09-18-2017, 05:01 PM)twisteroo Wrote: It only says "Body part", maybe it was his finger.

It says it was his penis in the 'body' of the story.

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09-18-2017, 06:50 PM

(09-18-2017, 05:29 PM)Biker Dude Wrote:
(09-18-2017, 05:01 PM)twisteroo Wrote: It only says "Body part", maybe it was his finger.

It says it was his penis in the 'body' of the story.

I guess I didn't read that well.
I wonder how many reps he did before it got stuck.

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09-18-2017, 07:55 PM

He just........it was........while he........

WOW, just WOW.

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09-19-2017, 07:46 AM

(09-18-2017, 04:52 PM)Biker Dude Wrote: I worked in an ER, and rode the ambulance. This is really pretty tame.

Sure, but gyms are pretty crowded and lacking of private areas.

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09-19-2017, 08:34 AM

There has got to be a good "PUMPING IRON" joke here somewhere.

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