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05-25-2017, 08:04 AM
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The debate is how to keep his penis erect for the jury to see it.

http://nypost.com/2017/05/17/judge-to-de...s-to-jury/
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That dude better be able to get it up for the court his life depends on it! I think honestly he just needs to go to doctor with some sort of court appointed witness and the doctor has to take measurements so they can put together a 3d model to see if his defense is even plausible. I figured this is the best thread for me to make my return post on. Haha, hope all is well with everyone.
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05-27-2017, 05:32 AM
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The debate should be if the woman was choking and couldn't breath why didn't you pull it out of her throat?
Did he keep going after she passed out?
Bullshit, put this fucker in the chair, cut his cock off, shove it in his throat and the flip the switch.
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Anthony makes his return!
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