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02-14-2016, 09:41 AM
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Hope you guys are planning something good. Wobble's is spreading the Heart Heart Heart

Be a hero and cook her dinner. Crab Cakes Maryland is perfect for this!


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Lol, thanks Wobbles. I don't do Valentine's day. All we are going to do is go see Deadpool with my son't and his fiancee.
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Checking out at walmart this morning the guy in front of us had a VD card, a nightie, and a jumbo size box of rubbers. Giggle

We had a good laugh when we got back in the car. I mean he should have included bread and lunch meat so the bitch had something to do when he was done fucking her.Hysterical
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02-14-2016, 06:03 PM
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Worked last night, sold almost nothing but beer, condoms, roses, and breath mints.

The hookers were out in force.
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We wound up doing nothing. Walking Dead marathon and then season premiere so that settled the night. Had Italian food delivered.
We had all these plans this weekend but it's so damn cold we wound up hunkering in. Besides, Matt was on call and his phone kept ringing. We had originally planned on going to see Pride & Prejudice & Zombies and then go hit Wild Wings for some trivia (it's the only place around here that has the trivia). The movies never works out when he's on call. It's OK - he got 4 hours double OT for it Smile
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(02-14-2016, 10:47 AM)twisteroo Wrote: Checking out at walmart this morning the guy in front of us had a VD card, a nightie, and a jumbo size box of rubbers. Giggle

We had a good laugh when we got back in the car. I mean he should have included bread and lunch meat so the bitch had something to do when he was done fucking her.Hysterical

You know Twist - odds are up by you that guy could have been buying that nightie for one of his sheep. just sayin'... Giggle
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He actually looked like he could be a sheep banger. If he had velcro gloves it would have been a shoo in.

It was 17 degrees below zero Sunday morning too, you had to do what you could to stay warm.
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02-19-2016, 06:13 AM
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I went to the dam and fed the geese for Valentines Smile 420 vibes.

Happy belated valentines to you all <3

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Wow, did you lose all that weight? Clap
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