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(08-29-2015, 06:42 AM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: The trick is getting 'em in the trunk and ditching them before they get stiff. Pick your motel room close to the dump site. Rigor mortise sets in within the hour. Just sayin'...
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(08-30-2015, 08:58 AM)twisteroo Wrote:
(08-29-2015, 06:42 AM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: The trick is getting 'em in the trunk and ditching them before they get stiff. Pick your motel room close to the dump site. Rigor mortise sets in within the hour. Just sayin'...
They soften back up after awhile.

There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said I'll admit, she does smell a bit
But look at the money I save


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