Look what the cat hacked up!

[BarEdul]

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Heyyyy friends and buddies. Your going to see me more. I know I have said that before but I had issues. I took the old navy approach and cleared the decks. First and fore most I got rid of a lot of money grabbing leeches whom my kind soul was giving too much energy and time too.

As some will notice my grammer and spelling suck now days. You can either yell at me or get over it but neither will bother me as it' mostly a medical thing. So deal or chill your choice.

Medical thing some know I have been off and on with major medical problems. I lost my gallbladder appendix and became diabetic all in a short time. Last year I tried to come back here but got so damn sick I couldnt function. I thought I would be pushing up Daisies soon.

I got a lap top tried to funtion and did a horrible job at it till a doc figured out that I was terribly allergic to ONE med. Its been a full year of hell and instead of whining on here all year I took a hiatus. I am a new person now..lol with a very big opinion. Lktraz seems to like it lets see if I can keep up to you all. Details and questions will be answered if your curiosity gets the better of you but I was thinking of what color coffin silk I would look good in febuary... Thrilled I am back looking forward to tormenting you all.

[twisteroo]

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If one were to visit your neighborhood where might one engage the services of a prostitute and what might one expect to pay for said services?

[BarEdul]

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actually one could engage in said activities in several of our finer larger towns. However being new to our local small area and a Foreigner Who would TALK funny you might convince a few of the local small town girls to do your nasty...I mean your intriguing ass for free. Other wise there are a few skanky drug whores I wouldnt let a retarded monkey of a brother fuck with a Dick from an ebola chimp.

Then of course there are the marrying girls but you gotta take their priest on the date cause most of the girls are catholic. You know those priest ...they like boys... So now your chances are slim but I wouldnt recommend the men around here. if your not female and try to fuck with them they will shoot you or blow you up their kinda crazy like that and our nice gay men hide a lot cause all the dutchies tend to carry guns and when they are drinking dont know if your fighting or flirting as fighting isy a form of Dutch mating dance between a man and woman with beer and guns and oh...fast cars and a cop or two as referees. So that'd the hooker/dating scene around here and oh yeah... 20 bucks for a blow job for a hooker unless she's ugly at a truck stop and she is a he.. But that'd another story unless you got time do ta do ta do ta doot

[Twitchin Kitten]

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And there's your answer twist!

[Rhubarb]

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(By the way Twist'- you can come out of hiding I'm back in Blighty)

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Glad you're feeling better Barb. Welcome back.

[BarEdul]

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Thanks kitten its been a long haul but things are looking up definitely not perfect but I will take it! Finally got a doc or two without their head up their ass amazing what happens when they listen!

[Twitchin Kitten]

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It is, isn't it?

[BarEdul]

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I suppose what confuses me most is why they are NO longer listening at all. I am afraid it is the computer age causing part of this problem. Some of us have been driven to the internet for medical answers out of self defense while others.. Go there seeking NEW medical wonders to create problems for themselves. Personally in my mix of problems I have a thyroid issue SO I take a tiny pill every morning and diddy bop on. My cousin who has the same problem does the same thing... and we DON"T worry... She however has NO thyroid left. I still have mine. Two slightly different cases both armed with computers. Both content to take our pills let the doctors do the test and go about our business.

What I don't get is on my favorite form of senseless entertainment.. FACE CRAP Face book. There is a thyroid support group. Joined it out of curiousity. ( I do these things) and I found to my wonderment a bunch of PEOPLE self medicating their thyroids. I was confused and horrified for some of the reasons. Least of which was because I feel like it and tragically because my Country just doesn't do these test we are in the middle of bum fuckle jabip and they don't know what TSH is and some body once told me I need the med. Sigh...

Now if you have medical care and you have the money why tinker with your thyroid? It can make you very sick.. And then when the real doc gets your fucked up body to deal with HE doesn't want to hear your brillant ideas.

AND that is probably why they don't want to listen cause too many people are tinkering with medical things they shouldn't be.

[TenFour]

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Heyyyy friends and buddies. Your going to see me more. I know I have said that before but I had issues. I took the old navy approach and cleared the decks. First and fore most I got rid of a lot of money grabbing leeches whom my kind soul was giving too much energy and time too.

As some will notice my grammer and spelling suck now days. You can either yell at me or get over it but neither will bother me as it' mostly a medical thing. So deal or chill your choice.

Medical thing some know I have been off and on with major medical problems. I lost my gallbladder appendix and became diabetic all in a short time. Last year I tried to come back here but got so damn sick I couldnt function. I thought I would be pushing up Daisies soon.

I got a lap top tried to funtion and did a horrible job at it till a doc figured out that I was terribly allergic to ONE med. Its been a full year of hell and instead of whining on here all year I took a hiatus. I am a new person now..lol with a very big opinion. Lktraz seems to like it lets see if I can keep up to you all. Details and questions will be answered if your curiosity gets the better of you but I was thinking of what color coffin silk I would look good in febuary... Thrilled I am back looking forward to tormenting you all.

Protip: in order to torment people they have to actually read more than just the first and last sentence of those walls of tl;dr you have been posting.

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