Birthday Party

[Rhubarb]

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Got invited to a party by the bikers up the pub-
We set off together, No1 son, hubby and me.
I always go first so Mark and Phil follow on their bigger bikes.
Get half way up Gravel Hill and notice that Phil isn't with us any more....

Stop to get petrol and the ATM is out of action for cash. I tell Mark to carry on to the pub and I'll go into the village shop- only to find they don't have an ATM. They tell me there are 3 in the Square...which is a nightmare one way system in the wrong direction to the pub. I walked over and back.

Get to the pub to find No1 son and Mark are there along with all the others- I'm almost the the last bike.
Sher is slightly tiddly already and is trying to work out how we all left together from the same house but arrive at 10 minute intervals from 3 different directions.
Her bike is sick and wants to borrow a bike from anyone for a rally she booked herself into-
'Teefy can I borrow your roadster?'
'It's Sorned' (not taxed)
Pete?
'Nope'
Phil'?
'You want to borrow parts off my Triumph already!'
DOES ANYONE HAVE A BIKE I CAN BORROW?
'You can borrow mine Sher'

She looks at me squiffy over her glass
'DOES ANYONE HAVE A BIKE OVER 500CC I CAN BORROW?'
*Crash, bump ('Shit, who left that table there?')
Pete picks her up
'What exactly is this rally about?'

Bikers against Drink Driving.


She's my 'Bestest Friend' - got me a ticket to a closed Gallery Exhibition with food laid on!
Had to promise to be very grown up and behave.