Conundrums
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Conundrums
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10-14-2012, 12:09 AM
0 I'm about 4 inches long, with some hair near my end. While I'm
being used, a white, creamy substance appears on my end, and i am forced into a dark hole and thrusted back and forth in little circles, do you know what I am?  Favorite Quote: I am king of the Romans and above grammar. - Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor
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10-14-2012, 12:58 AM
0 *sigh* A toothbrush?
Would you fuck Rosanne Barr, or Rosie O'Donnell? There's a conundrum for you.  Favorite Quote: I've been up to my tits in drugs all day
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10-14-2012, 05:41 AM
10-14-2012, 09:36 AM
0 (10-14-2012, 12:58 AM)Gunnen4u Wrote: *sigh* A toothbrush? Roseanne's lost a lot of weight, but is disgusting. It might be nice to have Rosie O'Donnell scream tourette's epithets as she was being penetrated though, tough to say. If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?  Favorite Quote: "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you caught me doing." ~ Tony Stark / Ironman
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10-14-2012, 10:49 AM
![[Image: PancakeBunny.jpg]](http://www.twitchinkitten.com/myphotos/PancakeBunny.jpg) I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head
 Favorite Quote: "We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle." -- Winston Churchill
My Attitude: Not as think as you drunk I am Simoleans: §221,303,063,954.65 Items:      (View All Items)
10-14-2012, 12:01 PM
0 If your shrew of a mother-in-law drives over a cliff in your new Lamborghini do you laugh or cry?
![[Image: alcatraz-prison-picture2-1.jpg]](http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b78/lktraz/Sigs%20and%20Avs/alcatraz-prison-picture2-1.jpg) ![[Image: dont_care_offended.gif]](http://s17.photobucket.com/user/lktraz/media/Sigs%20and%20Avs/2012%20Bumper%20stickers/dont_care_offended.gif.html)
10-25-2012, 03:20 PM
0 Definatly cry..over the lost car.
If you were asked to choose between your significant other or a million dollars, what would you do with the money?? OK, not really a conundrum, but still... Favorite Quote: "We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle." -- Winston Churchill
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10-25-2012, 04:23 PM
0 I moved this to the game room because it really is a thread game. Great Idea MW!
Money doesn't buy happiness but it sure does buy lots of smiles! 3 free nights in the Bahamas or 1 night with (insert your favorite hottie here) with no consequences. |
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