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05-23-2011, 02:03 PM
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President Barak "I killed Bin Laden" Obama is visiting the UK. He'd been preparing for the flight here for some time...

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Final checks were made prior to take-off:

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And Air Force DumboBama 1 arrived safely in England earlier today.

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His tour began with a visit to Ireland to trace his Irish/Kenyan/Hawaiian/American roots. They'd never heard of him either, so they made him drink a pint of Guinness left over from Queen Betty's visit a few weeks back, and said "Ah begorrah, would y'look at that hat"... or something like that.

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05-23-2011, 02:22 PM
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That is too fucking funny, Phinger!
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05-23-2011, 08:34 PM
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Rofl Hysterical Great post Phil! Clap
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05-25-2011, 06:51 PM
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...And this is what can happen if you try to fuck Bin Laden's camel, on a see-saw, in the back of a limo, after drinking too much Guinness:


But all Obama had to do was stick his head outta the sunroof and flap his ears a bit - that caddy would have been free in no time.
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05-25-2011, 07:30 PM
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He also goofed signing the guest book at Westminster Abbey - he thought it was 2008! Rofl
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05-26-2011, 10:54 AM
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He also touched his glass before the Queen did-big NO NO, and he talked whilst "God Save the Queen" was playing. It was embarrassing. Imagine if GW did something like that. Would have heard about it for months.
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05-26-2011, 12:19 PM
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True. Where you been lady? Smile
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05-26-2011, 02:27 PM
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I like how every swinging dick is all of a sudden related to him, or wants to be somehow.
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05-26-2011, 04:01 PM
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I'd be downright embarrassed instead and try to hid the fact.
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05-26-2011, 07:00 PM
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Man o man, this president is the gift that just keeps on giving. Love him or hate him, his f ups are great! I agree with Phast Phinger Phil, if this was Bush, it'd be all over the media! Who cares really though? The big O's a one term guy, can't wait to see which republican beats his ass out of office!
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