04-06-2012, 03:35 PM
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Survived Mark's niece's wedding 
I am thinking now Mark is losing the plot.... while getting ready he picked up my hairspray
and sprayed underarm!
I never use aerosol deodorant and he hasn't got any either (nicks No1 son's)
Question? Why now to use Wella?
Poor Rebecca fell off her shoes coming down the aisle, her father is over 6ft and she is on 5ft in 4 inch heels. His stride was quicker than she could manage.
Mark was worrying 'Why is Rebecca limping? is she crying? Why is she crying?'
She was limping because she only had one shoe and yes, she was crying, but only because she was so happy.
She wore red and her sister wore white and as an after thought (she told us later) put a red sash on the dress.
'We thought, Uncle Mark will ask 'who is the bride here?'
We sat with Mark's ex-brother-in-law, his second wife and her children, who were brilliant to meet. Sue's son, is a Sports photographer for a newspaper and although not his type of work, he took the official wedding pictures, which included those damn shoes! He was laying on the floor to do it

I am thinking now Mark is losing the plot.... while getting ready he picked up my hairspray

and sprayed underarm!
I never use aerosol deodorant and he hasn't got any either (nicks No1 son's)
Question? Why now to use Wella?
Poor Rebecca fell off her shoes coming down the aisle, her father is over 6ft and she is on 5ft in 4 inch heels. His stride was quicker than she could manage.
Mark was worrying 'Why is Rebecca limping? is she crying? Why is she crying?'
She was limping because she only had one shoe and yes, she was crying, but only because she was so happy.
She wore red and her sister wore white and as an after thought (she told us later) put a red sash on the dress.
'We thought, Uncle Mark will ask 'who is the bride here?'
We sat with Mark's ex-brother-in-law, his second wife and her children, who were brilliant to meet. Sue's son, is a Sports photographer for a newspaper and although not his type of work, he took the official wedding pictures, which included those damn shoes! He was laying on the floor to do it

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