The Completely Pointless Thread

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Kill it fast with bleach. Seriously. give it a good scratching to burst the blisters and spray some bleach on them. It's going to burn like hell so do it in the shower. Leave it burn for as long as you can take it and then run clear water on it. It'll scab up and stop itching in a couple hours.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Going to meet up with LK and his family today!

Treating them to a discount admission to Great Adventure and hit some coasters.

[Rhubarb]

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Poison ivy sucks!!!!!!

Well I hope you gave her a tip

[twisteroo]

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It's too late for all that shit, I had it for a friggin week before I even knew what was going on.
I got the biggest most painful shot I have ever had yesterday, the square needle in the left nut full of steroids, on steroid pills and antibiotics.
This shit has been growing on a stump out in the yard for years, I'd run the weed whacker over it now and again and knock it down, getting sprayed all over me every time I've done it......nothing.
So I never even thought about it being poison ivy. So the stump was about rotted out and I decided to pull it out and get rid of it. It looks nice too, all gone, smoothed over and planted grass seed on it.

Anyway, about 2 days later I start to get bumps, and a day or two after that I figure out what happened. Fuck me. Yesterday I had to get to the doc because it is just not getting better and is really starting to make me miserable.

They gave me some giant dose of horse steroids yesterday, now I feel like running a steeple chase.

I was thinking about giving myself a shot of Scruffy's asthma steroids before I went to the doctor.

Leaves of three, let it be. Never had it before, I'm never gonna get it again.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Just don't burn it if you see it! It will get in your lungs and you'll be lucky to live if you make it to the hospital at all! Seriously.

Why did they have to inject your testicle for it? I've never heard of that.

Doesn't anyone want to know how the day went with LK and his family?

I got a mess of images to load off the thumb drive from the coaster pics. We had one with the finger but since Kodak will not allow that kind of behavior, they wouldn't let us purchase it. Was a good one too - I hadn't tied my hair up yet and it was pretty wild looking! Fuck Kodak and their anti-free speech. They said we could get kicked out of the park for that too and banned for a year. Screw them.

Anyway, LK's kid is a riot. We had a good, but exhausting time! I'll start a thread about it later. I'm trying to catch up on a mess of things here and trying to get my printer to work. Stupid thing crapped out on me and I'm hoping to set it right.

[twisteroo]

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Why did they have to inject your testicle for it? I've never heard of that.

Ask Matt about the square needle to the left nut, being in the navy I'm sure he has had his share.

Too bad Kodak is such a bunch of hard asses, I'd like to see that picture.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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It was a good one. I think we both were flipping off the camera too.

Trying to get around to making a proper post but I'm getting bullshit errors on the site with connections and other crap going nuts around the house. Stupid printer ink does not come off, even with nail polish remover.

[BallseyMalone]

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'Cherries Jubilee' guaranteed that I would not be cursed with any STD. Sorry about the square needle. I guess you should have inspected Ivy better! As per your query in the other thread about the price of hookers around here, they're cheaper than the vet!

[Rhubarb]

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It's too late for all that shit, I had it for a friggin week before I even knew what was going on.
I got the biggest most painful shot I have ever had yesterday, the square needle in the left nut full of steroids, on steroid pills and antibiotics.

OOOH Poor Twisteroo- so glad the worst plant here only gives nettle rash and the antidote grows right next it every time.

We got such a lecture from my aunt when we went for a walk over the meadow. Mark was even in shorts. When we got back she made us put all our clothes in the machine to wash.

[twisteroo]

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It took me 47 year to run across some of this stuff, hopefully it'll be 47 more before I find any more.