The Completely Pointless Thread

[BallseyMalone]

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hello from umi japanese restAurant!

[Twilla]

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I was using my phone's clock to time something I was cooking but then I couldn't find it after that. I looked EVERYWHERE in my apartment, I was ready to start screaming in frustration. I finally figured out that if I sent email to my yahoo address, the phone would make a noise. I must have sent 8 - 10 emails before I could track the little bastard down. It was still in the bedroom but somehow it had fallen on the floor.

Now I know what early stage dementia is like.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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I gather you don't have an egg timer?

I made these lovely asparagus and shrimp roll ups for dinner.

Phyllo dough, shrimp, asparagus and provolone cheese. roll up and bake 10 minutes. Yum. I'll post that recipe on the cooking board once we're moved. I think I may have a way of integrating everyone there from here too. Just waiting for the move. I'm not going to get that from Dylan now.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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How does Drew Carey take all the screaming on The Price Is Right? It never stops. Sometimes I can't watch the whole show because of it.

[Jamminitin]

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He seems like such a nice guy doesn't he?

[Twitchin Kitten]

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He is a nice guy. When Howard Stern was on free radio in this area, he would often be on as a guest of the show. Poor guy always was getting ripped off by asshole "latcher" girlfriends too. He would give them everything and they wound up being users. I see a ring on his finger, I hope he found someone as nice as him. He lost so much weight too! He looks good. Yesterday it looked like he started putting on some pounds again.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Today is haircut day. I stopped in at my hairdresser yesterday on the way back from the dentist and gave her some homework. I want Howard Stern's current hairstyle, with a few changes to suit me.

Ever since this stupid menopause kicked in my hair just does not grow. I should never have cut it short 4 years ago, it was down to the middle of my back. Long hair is easier for me than short.

[Rhubarb]

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I was using my phone's clock to time something I was cooking but then I couldn't find it after that. I looked EVERYWHERE in my apartment, I was ready to start screaming in frustration. I finally figured out that if I sent email to my yahoo address, the phone would make a noise. I must have sent 8 - 10 emails before I could track the little bastard down. It was still in the bedroom but somehow it had fallen on the floor.

Now I know what early stage dementia is like.

Poor Twilla come and live in this house. Yesterday I was expected to not only cook dinner (a rare treat for my boys) but also spirit a missing wallet out of thin air and answer questions No1 son was wanted replies for on his eBay sell.
Now baring in mind one is nearly 60 and the other is 21 I was beginning to think my sanity was slipping.
By the time I had dinner on the table one had found said wallet and the other was about to drown his laptop.
(the wallet was where I first suggested -by the bed- other choices dismissed as coat, works shirt, car, or in the shed if it wasn't in the hall.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Hey, at least they got up and looked. Matt stands in the middle of the room and wishes for what he's looking for. So far this has not worked. I keep telling him things don't magically fly into one's hands on a wish, you have to move about and look for them manually.

[BallseyMalone]

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Ah, but it does work! I stand around clueless and wish for it to show up, and thanks to you, it does!