The Completely Pointless Thread

[Twitchin Kitten]

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No silly. But I think he needs to change his answering machine message to say "Dave's not here man."

He's disappeared. I have no idea if we're eating out with him or we have to fend for ourselves.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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C'mon Dave..... you're fucking late.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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I can't believe I'm up and going to go answer phones until 3:00 today.

We were in a diner eating breakfast at 2:30 AM and didnt' fall asleep until after 3. You ever get so tired you feel stoned? That's me today.

Last night was fun but I really gotta avoid old 80's music crowd. Fucking kick me for not taking the camera. Suzi Quatro wannabe was there.

I will fill you all in tonight when I get home. I got a new band I like - Girl in a Coma.

[Rhubarb]

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Remember Remember the 5th of November

didn't think it was going to happen but the rain stopped long enough for the BBQ and fireworks.
Our house is high up so we get to see everyone's parties, but this year we walked round to M&C's place and they are even higher than us.

So we watched the people at the bottom of the hill set fire to their fence,
people over the other side of Parkstone let off a firework that went on and on and on and on.......ate a hot-dog, burger and refilled my glass.......and on and on.
Then the council spent the last of the yearly budget on a pontoon of fireworks in the harbour so we watched those by which time we found our measly 4 or 5 out and set off in the ever increasing wind.
The Catherine Wheels didn't set fire to the plum tree like last year so we all went in for a Gunpowder Plot Quiz (which I didn't do, because I didn't have my glasses and it wouldn't have helped because I was on my 2nd bottle of wine).
Then it began to rain.....hard, so we stayed and had coffee and 'After Eights' until the patio looked deeper than the pool at the bottom of the garden.

Raced Sue and Ray home by using a 'short cut' which wasn't and got told off by No1 son for being immature

It's 4.30pm here and I'm ready for civilisation again.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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I'm posting from my desk at Cattus Island Park.

[twisteroo]

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^^ Slacker....get your ass to work!!!

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Slacker, BAH! It was boring as all hell until the ARC retards came in for turtle feeding. They were funny as hell.

When's the next show?
Where do I get my free shirt?
(I was eating my fried eggplant for lunch) When are you going to feed us some of those? Where is the cafeteria? Those smell good.
Hey, check out my hat! me: Nice, that's the Blue Claws, right? (He beamed with pride that I knew his fave team)
The girl in the wheelchair loved my red nails and wanted to come back and have me paint hers for her.

Then they kept bringing out that stupid black snake near me. Sorry, snakes freak me the hell out and they just wouldn't keep it from me. Top it off, it was the poopiest snake ever. Everyone got shit on and stunk of snake shit the rest of the day. Good think I freak out over snakes. They are good for shoes and handbags though

Jellyfish are creepy little bastards. They got one in a tank for exhibition. He was carrying around what was left of a carcass the whole day, digesting it. Kind of gross. Looked like a giant ball of phlegm.

They have lots of little kids volunteering. They help with feeding the captive critters, and they dissected owl pellets yesterday. Owl pellets is owl vomit. Dried vomit yields bones and stuff that the owl ate. Whenever kids take a class at the station, they get credit. As they increment in credit, they get a hat, shirt, pin and a Jr Naturalist certificate.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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OMG! I totally forgot about the Obama Jesus Dollar!

Some family is in the center looking at the fish tank, using the bathrooms and asking normal visitor questions.

The wife and kid leave the building and hubby stays behind. He then reaches into his wallet and hands me a million dollar bill and tells me how to save my soul.

I'ma just gonna go shopping instead

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[LH]

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Holy sheep shit. They could have put something on the scroll under the capitol on the reverse..........Geez! It looks lopsided.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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If I wasn't representing the park I would have made him feel bad for pushing his shit on me.