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11-06-2009, 03:28 PM
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Granted! But now you "boing" about the place uncontrollaby often bumping into ceilings and often times too high over bulidings and wind up in the wrong place!

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11-06-2009, 03:53 PM
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Granted....But....You`d have nothing left to do and have to sit twiddling your thumbs all day , looking out the window, sighing , wishing you had some housework to do !!


I wish you could just ` jump into space` for a swim... instead of water.
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12-21-2009, 03:22 PM
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Granted.....but you can't control your speed or direction and get hit numerous times by space junk before one of the pieces knocks you back to earth which you impact at terminal velocity leaving a massive crater and you at the bottom now have the consistency of loose jelly.


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Granted....However, they may have lots of derogatory things to say about you which you wouldn`t really want to hear ! ...Like...."What`s this rubbish we `re having for dinner tonight ? Not that same old stuff AGAIN !! " and "I think I `m going to go out on the prowl tonight kiddo....let`s sneak out the back window and pick up some talent "....etc....The list is endless...Ha !

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Granted. But on your maiden voyage Greenpeace activists mistake you for a commercial longline fishing boat and ram you, splitting your hull to the beam and she sinks almost instantly.


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01-18-2010, 07:42 PM
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Yeah....Well ofcourse you do !! However, you`d drink so much of it you`d be permanently drunk and wouldn`t know what you were drinking anyway. Also, you`d get so bored you`d be wishing for a bottle of water for a change which you`d have to pay for.

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02-27-2010, 03:15 PM
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Granted. We are all now prisoners in Arizona's Maricopa County prison camp. Sheriff Joe will treat us all to a rousing days activities consisting of picking up trash from the roadside and manually plowing fields so that we can grow our own food. All this while wearing pink underwear and jumpsuits.


I wish "mainstream" TV would get away from these "reality" shows.
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02-28-2010, 10:31 AM
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Granted. Now all they broadcast is re-reuns of old game shows in black and white. It becomes so popular that all the cable channels go out of business and the networks are all that's left. Ah yes, another round of Password!


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02-28-2010, 11:06 AM (This post was last modified: 02-28-2010, 11:07 AM by Havoc.)
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Granted, but the food to feed the pigs costs $10,000 a pound, so they all die and rot in your basement hideout.

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04-25-2010, 05:53 PM
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Granted. (I wish......there's really no way to fuck this one up!)



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