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05-10-2012, 05:07 PM
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So I'm in the supermarket - leaving actually, and this asshole makes a face at me because I was in his way IN THE PEDESTRIAN CROSSWALK. I'm far enough across the lane to be A) in the right of way and B) already in his lane. His window is open. I say, "What are you making a face at me for? You're the one who's supposed to stop."

This cock-jockey peels out, goes around the lane to do a drive by at me - as he's moving, with a child in the car, sticks his head out and says I don't know what. I reply, "Nice example you're setting for your kid, or did you kidnap that child?"

He peeled out and left the lot. [Image: an027%5b1%5d.gif]
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That's one of the reasons I avoid eye contact with people when I'm out and about.
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Although! I've had people driving stupid around me in parking lots and my perma-bitchface usually gets people to yell out "SORRY!!" I must look like a mass murderer or something, but whatever it is, I'm apparently scaring the shit out of the young folks. It's kind of awesome.
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You don't resemble your avatar do you?
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Pretty close except for the knives in the head thing.
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I just like to wind people up too. I mean that kidnap comment is brilliant I think. I decided I'm going to use it as much as possible whenever the opportunity presents itself. It gets a marvelous reaction. I did forget to mention the lot was rather crowded and everyone heard me ask him that too! I had one woman cracking up and calling him an asshole for me.
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