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09-18-2010, 01:39 AM
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I was at a 50th bday party tonight where the honoree tried to lay a wet sloppy one on me twice. His son slapped him good and hard both times. Where is the line drawn between lacivious and good fun? I wasn't feeling the kiss, but it was his bday, and what a better gift than my lucious lips. seriously.
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Well it sounds like he was cocked, I've been known to do some dumb shit when drunk too. So I wouldn't hold it against him. It also sounds like his son was on top of the matter. Kudos to him.
Seriously, is there a difference between lacivious and good fun?
I don't think we have ever seen your lucious lips, so that is a tough judgement call.
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I think it's kind of strange his son slapped him.
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09-18-2010, 11:13 AM
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"Where do I put this shit?" as in what forum or in your mind?

Usually we put griping in the Piss & Moan area.

But, I don't think I would have kept my composure like you did. I'm with Twistie, kudos to the son for having your back but that would have taken the joy out of stomping on the fuckers instep with my heel for me! The guy crossed the line with the sloppy wet one. I do not like being touched uninvited, especially a kiss.

Twilla, I'm not so sure I would consider that strange. Maybe the old man was notorious for doing this and he is sick of being embarrassed so he slugged him. OR he's got the secret hots for Jammin and he was being chivalrous? Giggle
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Happy birthday, Dad! *POW!!!*
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09-18-2010, 12:24 PM
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hmmm sounds like son is sick of dads drunken behavior to me... but then again.. slap slap would wake anyone up...
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Let me clarify, the slap didn't knock any teeth out, and I've known the guy forever. I wasn't offended but apparently his son was. Yeah, he was tanked off his ass.

I guess I made it sound like I was mad, but I thought it was funny more than anything.
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Well, I still think son was freaked a little that dad was so embarrassing.
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I think son was probably thinking along the lines of "Holy shit dad. WTF?" *smack*
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(09-18-2010, 01:27 PM)Jamminitin Wrote: Let me clarify, the slap didn't knock any teeth out, and I've known the guy forever. I wasn't offended but apparently his son was. Yeah, he was tanked off his ass.

I guess I made it sound like I was mad, but I thought it was funny more than anything.

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