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[Jamminitin]

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Don't you sell anything to men except porn???

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Donna is coming hopfully tomorrow after work.
Then it will be on to the next item.

I should go look at that tractor, but then where would I put it?

Do you need a tractor? Will you use it? Are you wanting it to sell it for a profit to a local farmer? Can you stick it in the barn?

[twisteroo]

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Don't you sell anything to men except porn???

That's just my shitty luck I guess. Now how hot would it have been if some young hot chick wanted my porn??

Donna is coming hopfully tomorrow after work.
Then it will be on to the next item.

I should go look at that tractor, but then where would I put it?

Do you need a tractor? Will you use it? Are you wanting it to sell it for a profit to a local farmer? Can you stick it in the barn?

I have no use for a tractor, I would not use it, I would not be looking to sell it either, and I could fit it in my barn, but I'd have to rearrange some stuff.
I could take it down to that land I own and cut some trees and stuff, but I have no reason to do that either.
I don't know if it would fit on my trailer or if the trailer is heavy enough to hold it.
Maybe I should just look for another project bike for the winter.

Donna sounds like a nice older lady looking to pull a fast one on her husband by sneaking the chair in the house, she has cats too.
You can tell a lot from a 2 minute phone conversation.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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I'm pretty sure you use a chain saw to cut trees down and not a tractor, unless you're pulling the stumps too. I say go for the bike project.

Donna should have picked up that chair by now.

[twisteroo]

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I meant for pulling logs out of the woods, and maybe pulling a woodcart. That would be cool, but then I'd need a big chainsaw and a flannel shirt and grow a beard. Too much trouble.

Fucking Donna, shyster!!

Crazy bitch was gonna give me quarters.
She left here with that chair and I have a cool $34 in my pocket. Meh....whatever.

Next item comes out tomorrow.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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I gotta get that sink photographed to sell. I can't do it by myself.

We decided that we're going to sneak up to Mike's in the middle of the night and leave that camera right up against his door so he trips over it when he goes to work in the morning.

[Jamminitin]

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I meant for pulling logs out of the woods, and maybe pulling a woodcart. That would be cool, but then I'd need a big chainsaw and a flannel shirt and grow a beard. Too much trouble.

Fucking Donna, shyster!!

Crazy bitch was gonna give me quarters.
She left here with that chair and I have a cool $34 in my pocket. Meh....whatever.

Next item comes out tomorrow.

Did you make her go to the store and get bills?

[kbear]

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So you sold the chair for 34.00???

I hope you got paper money.

[BarEdul]

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better than pennies muwahhhhhahhaha

[twisteroo]

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She was gonna give me quarters to make it $35, I told her forget the quarters. She was gonna give me a check if I wanted $40, I told her I'd take the $34 she had in her hand. Fucking pain in the ass broad.
Then she never called like she was supposed to. She has my home phone and my cell phone.
We get home from work and have been wondering about our laptop connecting to WIFI and all that stuff. So we go to Wendys park outside, hook up to the wifi, it works. We eat our spicy chicken and frostys. We take a slow ride home on the back roads, taking our time, we get home and the crazy bitch is in our driveway waiting. She forgot my phone number. Uh, duh, my phone is in my pocket and here you sit waiting for a shitty 34 dollar chair.
Scruffy took a liking to her anyway, probabaly because she smelled like tuna.

What should I put on today, another chair or cake pans?