06-05-2010, 09:52 PM
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1. You can enjoy a beer all night long.
2. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
3. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football.
4. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
5. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
6. Beer never has a headache.
7. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
8. You can share beer with your friends.
9. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
10. Beer doesn't demand equality.
11. You can have a beer in public.
12. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
13. When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason.
14. A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
15. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.
16. Beer doesn't care how much you earn.
17. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
18. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
19. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight.
20. Beer won't drive you to drink.
2. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
3. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football.
4. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
5. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
6. Beer never has a headache.
7. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
8. You can share beer with your friends.
9. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
10. Beer doesn't demand equality.
11. You can have a beer in public.
12. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
13. When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason.
14. A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
15. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.
16. Beer doesn't care how much you earn.
17. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
18. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
19. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight.
20. Beer won't drive you to drink.
