09-02-2009, 05:48 PM
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New fear- women in their late 50's who think they can wear bizaar wedding dresses, designed for young girls out to shock their new relatives.
If you are slightly on the plump side, please don't remarry in a strapless red dress, with a huge 'cumberbund' chocolate box bow on your rear and full train with little rosebuds sewn into pleats!
Also don't have 4 flowergirls (all under age 5) for an aisle only 10 foot long and not expect them to wander off to sit on their parents lap.
Don't have a Skype link-up with your poor sister in Australia and expect her to wait until 1am to see you drag your 84 year old father up the aisle dressed up like a dogs dinner in a Edwardian cravat and morning coat. Then also be up-set to find her huddled in her PJ's and Snoopy dressing gown and not dressed for a wedding sheepishly waving to the wedding guests when asked by the Registrar if she objected to the proceedings. She objected not being in bed.
If you are slightly on the plump side, please don't remarry in a strapless red dress, with a huge 'cumberbund' chocolate box bow on your rear and full train with little rosebuds sewn into pleats!
Also don't have 4 flowergirls (all under age 5) for an aisle only 10 foot long and not expect them to wander off to sit on their parents lap.
Don't have a Skype link-up with your poor sister in Australia and expect her to wait until 1am to see you drag your 84 year old father up the aisle dressed up like a dogs dinner in a Edwardian cravat and morning coat. Then also be up-set to find her huddled in her PJ's and Snoopy dressing gown and not dressed for a wedding sheepishly waving to the wedding guests when asked by the Registrar if she objected to the proceedings. She objected not being in bed.
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