Not on my watch (or phone)

[Twitchin Kitten]

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So today I got another one of those fucking annoying robo calls about "my credit card debt". I dont' have credit card debt but I was feeling a little mischievous and took the call as far as I can. Wound up making a call to the FBI on this one. And they suggested I call the number on the secret service website.

This nice Jewish boy named Jason with the Pakistani accent was so kind to try to help me reduce my debt. First he needed my name, credit card number etc. When I started asking HIM what card was he referring to, he tried to get me to tell him my card info again. So then asked him why his parents named him after some jew.

HE LOST HIS SHIT - seriously lost his shit and said, FUCK AMERICA. FUCK YOU, DEATH TO YOU AND I'M GOING TO KILL PRESIDENT TRUMP.

Seriously, he was ranting. so of course I prodded him more. I cursed at him in Arabic - told him to go fuck his god, then in Italian I told him he fucks dead people. He threatened the president more.

Now I Know this guy most likely won't be able to do a damn thing but I do know it's a crime to threaten the president. Like him or not, you don't call me from some third world shit-hole and threaten me and my president.

When I told the FBI agent about what I said to him, he couldn't hold back his giggle. I taught him how to say those words when he asked.

He said this kind of call qualifies to be promoted to the terrorism department and transferred me.

I think now when any of these robo calls comes in, I may do this. fuck it. Chuck Schumer broke his promise to stop these robo calls and he is now too busy protecting those who are not American citizens.

Find and call your local FBI office whenever these scammers ask you to input your phone number. Those robo calls do not have your number when they call, so don't buy the bullshit they hand you about inputting your number to be taken off their call list.