10-30-2013, 08:37 AM
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Well I do like my coffee, but now and again I get on a tea kick. I wonder if I were to roll it and smoke it if there would be any more of a kick.
Americans were tea drinkers until that taxation without representation thing fucked everything up and we tossed that shit in the Da Nang delta and kicked Charlie's ass back to the stone age.
I understand that the coffee was just a horrid drink, the beans would be roasted on top of a wood stove and crushed and they tasted like shit, but we would rather drink shit than bow to the 3rd reich. In the civil war the soldiers would eat the beans with some hard tack and fat back because there was a lack of water in those days, but after Patton kicked Hitler's ass and we invaded Hawaii we got some Kona and Maui wowie beans and our coffee started to improve. Then Juan (exxon) Valdez escaped to South America with the hybrid bean formula and we have been forced to buy our tasty coffee beans ever since.
The tastiest coffee is supposed to be Civet coffee, where the beans are eaten by a cat they someone digs through the poop and makes coffee out of it. I just fed Scruffy a bag of coffee beans and I'm waiting for him to take a dump, the beans will be for sale later today to my friends.
The first batch will start at $20 per ounce, or I can just roll them in the litter box for $10 per ounce.
Americans were tea drinkers until that taxation without representation thing fucked everything up and we tossed that shit in the Da Nang delta and kicked Charlie's ass back to the stone age.
I understand that the coffee was just a horrid drink, the beans would be roasted on top of a wood stove and crushed and they tasted like shit, but we would rather drink shit than bow to the 3rd reich. In the civil war the soldiers would eat the beans with some hard tack and fat back because there was a lack of water in those days, but after Patton kicked Hitler's ass and we invaded Hawaii we got some Kona and Maui wowie beans and our coffee started to improve. Then Juan (exxon) Valdez escaped to South America with the hybrid bean formula and we have been forced to buy our tasty coffee beans ever since.
The tastiest coffee is supposed to be Civet coffee, where the beans are eaten by a cat they someone digs through the poop and makes coffee out of it. I just fed Scruffy a bag of coffee beans and I'm waiting for him to take a dump, the beans will be for sale later today to my friends.
The first batch will start at $20 per ounce, or I can just roll them in the litter box for $10 per ounce.
