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[BarEdul]

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actually one could engage in said activities in several of our finer larger towns. However being new to our local small area and a Foreigner Who would TALK funny you might convince a few of the local small town girls to do your nasty...I mean your intriguing ass for free. Other wise there are a few skanky drug whores I wouldnt let a retarded monkey of a brother fuck with a Dick from an ebola chimp.

Then of course there are the marrying girls but you gotta take their priest on the date cause most of the girls are catholic. You know those priest ...they like boys... So now your chances are slim but I wouldnt recommend the men around here. if your not female and try to fuck with them they will shoot you or blow you up their kinda crazy like that and our nice gay men hide a lot cause all the dutchies tend to carry guns and when they are drinking dont know if your fighting or flirting as fighting isy a form of Dutch mating dance between a man and woman with beer and guns and oh...fast cars and a cop or two as referees. So that'd the hooker/dating scene around here and oh yeah... 20 bucks for a blow job for a hooker unless she's ugly at a truck stop and she is a he.. But that'd another story unless you got time do ta do ta do ta doot