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(02-18-2010, 09:24 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: I'd torment him when I see him sleeping at his desk.
Make missiles out of split paper clips and shoot him with them. Rubber bands are great little launchers and those things sting like hell.
Ring his phone from your cell every time he nods off.
Buzz him and send him out on fake errands?
I usually don't notice since I'm actually busy working when he's taking his little mental vacations... but my co-worker that sits next to him tells me about it.
We used to have a guy that didn't care if anyone noticed he was sleeping... he was close to retirement, the base was closing and they had put him in a job he was unfamiliar with so he'd put his feet up on his desk, lean back and saw logs with his mouth wide open. I used to throw tiny wads of paper at him and one made it into his mouth and he woke up with a snort. Man, was he pissed off. I nearly peed myself laughing.
Another woman that was supposed to be the secretary but spent most of her time either sleeping or talking to her son on the phone, had her head down on her desk snoring very loudly. Lunch came around, so I took her phone, dialed the number for the building overhead speaker system and put the handset right in front of her face.
