08-13-2012, 06:49 AM
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So I was sitting in the back corner of eat n park a restaurant in the northeastern region and I hear this group of punk kids terrorizing their waitress, and I stumble over there and ask the beautiful lady what the problem seems to be. The kids being the adept punks they are give her a glare that tells her not to talk or else there will be problems but I know better than this and I tell them that if they don't apologize to this beautiful belle they're going to have to answer to me. I pull my shades out of my back pocket, slip a comb through my wet hair, and tell them they have 10 seconds to apologize. The leader of the gang a chubby kid tells me to get lost and then throws the peg game on his table at my face. "I pegged you as the wise sort, and I don't play games!" says I, and I grab a tonfa from the cop sitting at the table next to them and tell them today's special, punks served sunny side up, with a side of hollandaise. I crack the tonfa over two punk heads, do a roundkick, and then hip toss the runt of the crew into the pie fridge. Creamed or Key Limed? I ask the cop as he slips me a fiver and gives me a back high five. He tells me I've done a good job as a citizen, and I kiss the beautiful waitress on the cheek, run my comb through my hair once more and leave the restaurant on my Harley.
