03-03-2012, 12:47 PM
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I maintain that I have a multi-faceted solution to this and another problem.
The US home based problem deals with a particular waste product.
That being: excessive amounts of pork by product waste. Commonly this is known as lard.
A notable food waste company (Mopac) is having difficulties disposing of this product owning to stiff federal regulations regarding the methods that are acceptable. As well, NIMBY type folk are less than amenable to the inconvenient occasional odors from the processing yet still wish to enjoy their fair share of pork products.
My solution: Let Mopac transport this problematic substance to military bases which host KC 135's and other airborne tankers. Load said aircraft with said substance and have the planes overfly the Islamic middle east and from a high altitude (so as to gain the greatest spread) dispense their loads thusly disposing of the unwanted pork fat and as well defiling the land and inhabitants to the point that they will never deign to live on that land and also deny them their "reward" of 72 virgins for their impending martyrdom!
The ignorant fucks will have no other choice but to commit suicide in order to "cleanse" Islam and thereby rid the world of their miserable presence!!!!
Brilliant strategy........no?
The US home based problem deals with a particular waste product.
That being: excessive amounts of pork by product waste. Commonly this is known as lard.
A notable food waste company (Mopac) is having difficulties disposing of this product owning to stiff federal regulations regarding the methods that are acceptable. As well, NIMBY type folk are less than amenable to the inconvenient occasional odors from the processing yet still wish to enjoy their fair share of pork products.
My solution: Let Mopac transport this problematic substance to military bases which host KC 135's and other airborne tankers. Load said aircraft with said substance and have the planes overfly the Islamic middle east and from a high altitude (so as to gain the greatest spread) dispense their loads thusly disposing of the unwanted pork fat and as well defiling the land and inhabitants to the point that they will never deign to live on that land and also deny them their "reward" of 72 virgins for their impending martyrdom!
The ignorant fucks will have no other choice but to commit suicide in order to "cleanse" Islam and thereby rid the world of their miserable presence!!!!
Brilliant strategy........no?
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