12-27-2011, 01:07 AM
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Regardless of whatever feudin' we have going on here - gov't workers, especially the TSA, are largely a laughing stock.
I buffalo'ed a TSA fuckface once when I was flying home on mid-tour leave (I had to be in uniform) and going through the Dallas-Ft Worth airport. I had to change terminals and go through security again. I was running right on the line, and if I missed this flight, it would be 12-24hrs before I could get another one connecting to Salt Lake to connect to Missoula. I didn't want to lose another day as my leave officially starts when I hit DFW. I was chatting with a few people in line who asked me where I was going and I am sure the TSA monkeys overheard I was in a hurry, and I was going home on mid-tour.
Anyhow, I go through the line up to the scanner thing and deliberately left my boots on to make the dash to the gate - I couldn't risk wasting any time. I also had my belt on. Then I saw him, some guy in a TSA thug faggotface uniform staring me malevolently. Skinny, greasy looking, zitty little fucker - the kind girls tend to detest. I had usurped this little man's last vestige of relevance in this world just trying to get home, and damaged his authority by leaving my combat boots on. THE FUCKING HORROR OF IT ALL.
He looked at me for a few moments like that. You don't stare at me like that without a response. I was without sleep the last 20hrs, I needed a shave, smelt like dust and pollution, my uniform has some dirt on it, and looked bloodthirsty. I knew then I pissed this little fucker off, and then I enjoyed it - I enjoyed calling his bluff to see if this puss would go on a power trip against me. I fucking hate the TSA, and I dared them.
I walked through the scanner and a couple of them looked at me, and this guy was itching to say something, but didn't. I could tell he was one of the millions who, once getting a uniform and a bit of authority, are the biggest cunts to walk the Earth. I smiled and stared at him as I grabbed the rest of my shit and made a dash to break Mercury's fastest record to catch my flight just in time.
Gunnen4u/US Army: 1 TSA & Associated Assholoe Cunts: ZERO
I buffalo'ed a TSA fuckface once when I was flying home on mid-tour leave (I had to be in uniform) and going through the Dallas-Ft Worth airport. I had to change terminals and go through security again. I was running right on the line, and if I missed this flight, it would be 12-24hrs before I could get another one connecting to Salt Lake to connect to Missoula. I didn't want to lose another day as my leave officially starts when I hit DFW. I was chatting with a few people in line who asked me where I was going and I am sure the TSA monkeys overheard I was in a hurry, and I was going home on mid-tour.
Anyhow, I go through the line up to the scanner thing and deliberately left my boots on to make the dash to the gate - I couldn't risk wasting any time. I also had my belt on. Then I saw him, some guy in a TSA thug faggotface uniform staring me malevolently. Skinny, greasy looking, zitty little fucker - the kind girls tend to detest. I had usurped this little man's last vestige of relevance in this world just trying to get home, and damaged his authority by leaving my combat boots on. THE FUCKING HORROR OF IT ALL.
He looked at me for a few moments like that. You don't stare at me like that without a response. I was without sleep the last 20hrs, I needed a shave, smelt like dust and pollution, my uniform has some dirt on it, and looked bloodthirsty. I knew then I pissed this little fucker off, and then I enjoyed it - I enjoyed calling his bluff to see if this puss would go on a power trip against me. I fucking hate the TSA, and I dared them.
I walked through the scanner and a couple of them looked at me, and this guy was itching to say something, but didn't. I could tell he was one of the millions who, once getting a uniform and a bit of authority, are the biggest cunts to walk the Earth. I smiled and stared at him as I grabbed the rest of my shit and made a dash to break Mercury's fastest record to catch my flight just in time.
Gunnen4u/US Army: 1 TSA & Associated Assholoe Cunts: ZERO