12-15-2011, 09:23 AM
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Our meals are set in stone. The Dictator decides. He gives mom money for the food and so she kisses his ass and gives him whatever he wants.
She bitches that she's tired of doing the holidays but when I offer, my house is too far, not good enough, the meals won't be like hers .... and a litany of bullshit excuses. Suggest going out to eat and then back to her place for hanging out and dessert, more grief. "You can't go out on Christmas." Bullshit, Jews do it all the time. They haven't been struck by lightening yet.
Biker, bring a dozen pizzas. Margherita style since there is a prevalence of red (sauce), white (cheese), and green (basil) and it is Christmas-y looking. They won't ask you again.
She bitches that she's tired of doing the holidays but when I offer, my house is too far, not good enough, the meals won't be like hers .... and a litany of bullshit excuses. Suggest going out to eat and then back to her place for hanging out and dessert, more grief. "You can't go out on Christmas." Bullshit, Jews do it all the time. They haven't been struck by lightening yet.
Biker, bring a dozen pizzas. Margherita style since there is a prevalence of red (sauce), white (cheese), and green (basil) and it is Christmas-y looking. They won't ask you again.
![[Image: PancakeBunny.jpg]](http://www.twitchinkitten.com/myphotos/PancakeBunny.jpg)
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head