James phones his mum

[Rhubarb]

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Mark was at work yesterday when the office phone rang at about mid day.

Although he was busy in the kitchens, Andy, the Head Chef was out of the office, so Mark answered it.

'Hello Mark, is my mum there?'
'No James'
'Oh, is she in the Officer's Mess today?'
'No James' (Mark is at his best a helpful person)
'What shift is she on?'
'Have you tried getting out of bed and going downstairs to see if she is in your kitchen?'
'Errrr. No'
'James it is your mother's day off today' ...........long pause.......
'Oh dear, I'll get up. Thank you Mark'


James was working on the Army camp until Easter. Mark said it was a shame, he was a hard worker, but it was suggested he left. The soldiers were very disappointed.

It turned out he would invite the lads down the town to the night clubs and 'help them' chat up the girls. It was apparently great for the soldiers. The girls felt safe with James and knew there was unlikely to be any repercussions after a night out with them.

It was on the way home to camp the problem arose (no pun). James would offer the soldiers a blow job.
Well, the soldiers did know he was extemely Gay just didn't expect him to come on to them.

Fortunately for him they never took him seriously, his mother worries one day he will get beaten up for his suggestion.