Early morning useless post thread

[Rhubarb]

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I can sit there for 45 minutes or an hour, enjoying my breakfast and never see the bottom of my coffee cup, and I bet I drink 2 pots of coffee. That's a waitress that kicks ass.

Blimey!
a. You have that much time to waste?
b. You will see the bottom of your cup over here......no refills, one cup, one expensive bill. I get so cross when we order coffee and tea. I get a soup bowl ('cos I drink it black) so it gets cold Mark gets a tray with a cup milk sugar teapot and sometimes a hot water pot too.

.....my waitress has callipygous ass.

I'm impressed, it is in the dictionary too.
I've passed the word onto my husband, heaven help him if he doesn't use it correctly.