05-17-2011, 09:59 PM
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Our parliamentary system is real simple: You bullshit until you find enough people dumb enough to vote you in as MP, then you leech the fuck outta taxpayers by claiming "expenses" for a second home, because you don't happen to live in the area where you got elected. Claim expenses for travelling between your two homes... claim expenses for everything from a toilet seat to a floating duck palace. And you don't have to worry about being caught making fraudulent claims - just say sorry, wait for the heat to die down, and then claim for something else.
MPs have to work hard though - when there are no sand-castle competitions to judge, they have to stand up and spout crap about new laws for "dangerous cycling" or having a referendum on whether to change a shit voting system for one that's even shittier and costs millions to implement.
You have to keep up the bullshit though. If people stop voting for you, you become an Ex-MP and they put you on TV and make you polish the floor with your arse:
MPs have to work hard though - when there are no sand-castle competitions to judge, they have to stand up and spout crap about new laws for "dangerous cycling" or having a referendum on whether to change a shit voting system for one that's even shittier and costs millions to implement.
You have to keep up the bullshit though. If people stop voting for you, you become an Ex-MP and they put you on TV and make you polish the floor with your arse: