04-27-2011, 08:42 AM
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I love when a customer gives the bullshit story of being in a hurry to get things done and I get a call asking why it's not done yet.
A) I do not have a deposit.
B) I do not have the written go ahead
C) You have not done the pre-merge tasks that will take me 5 hours to do and then re-do because you didn't bother doing it yourself and left me to guess it out all wrong.
D) I do not have access to your databases and without those, I cannot merge you.
E) You have not contacted me in a friggin' month.
A) I do not have a deposit.
B) I do not have the written go ahead
C) You have not done the pre-merge tasks that will take me 5 hours to do and then re-do because you didn't bother doing it yourself and left me to guess it out all wrong.
D) I do not have access to your databases and without those, I cannot merge you.
E) You have not contacted me in a friggin' month.
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