The Completely Pointless Thread

[Rhubarb]

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I was using my phone's clock to time something I was cooking but then I couldn't find it after that. I looked EVERYWHERE in my apartment, I was ready to start screaming in frustration. I finally figured out that if I sent email to my yahoo address, the phone would make a noise. I must have sent 8 - 10 emails before I could track the little bastard down. It was still in the bedroom but somehow it had fallen on the floor.

Now I know what early stage dementia is like.

Poor Twilla come and live in this house. Yesterday I was expected to not only cook dinner (a rare treat for my boys) but also spirit a missing wallet out of thin air and answer questions No1 son was wanted replies for on his eBay sell.
Now baring in mind one is nearly 60 and the other is 21 I was beginning to think my sanity was slipping.
By the time I had dinner on the table one had found said wallet and the other was about to drown his laptop.
(the wallet was where I first suggested -by the bed- other choices dismissed as coat, works shirt, car, or in the shed if it wasn't in the hall.