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[Twitchin Kitten]

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I kept one spammer going for a month back and forth with ridiculous things like this. I even told him there was an unknown secret with the Brooklyn bridge. It's not owned by the City of NY but it is individually owned under the condition it is passed along to another NY'er every year. I would be willing to cheat and pass it along to him for a fee. Just give me your name, address and meet me in Prospect Park, Brooklyn, NY on (such and such a date) on the bench near the zoo and we'll seal the deal and you get the papers. I'll need a million dollar deposit on the bridge to make sure you pass it along in one year, and at that time, you will get your deposit back. During the year, you can collect all the tolls from this bridge but you need to use them to maintain it. Don't worry, it's not a big deal, all the arrangements and contractors are already in place and you'll get that paperwork when we meet.

FYI- there is no toll on that bridge.