Another coffee thread

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Where do you think you are, the Ritz? Tell it!!

TELL TELL!!!!!!!!

OK, OK..... It's gross. But when you said you'd rather wipe your ass with the $5 it reminded me of when Me, Matt and Bobby were out at Bum Rogers for garlic crabs. It was January and the place was quiet. (I love the beach in winter here) - anyway, as usual, we had an awful waitress. Probably because Bobby is a disgusting slob at the table and he's pushy. Sometimes he can be embarrassing to be with but he's my best friend since second grade. I bet there is plenty about me that annoys him.

Anyway.... he was pissed at her crap service. She was exceptionally crappy and rude on top of it. Nothing Bob did should have warranted that nor provoked it. So He says, "Fuck that bitch. I'm going to wipe my ass with every dollar I leave for the tip."
I didn't think he'd do it but I should know better than to dare him. He came back with the tainted money and we left.

When he comes down, we swap who buys and who tips. It was his turn. We haven't taken him back there since.