I have to tell you all this!

[Rhubarb]

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That $2.00 yarn was probably touched by the guy holding his crotch, same hand. Smelled by the potoato guy, and has donut powder on it.

Kim is there any other shops you could go to?


Forgot- we had this guy in the shop yesterday (does this contra' the patient confidentuality act -me wonders) with a private script for the usual 4 tablets. There were a couple of other customers including my doctor, who was after a favour.
So I re-set the programme on the computer to get the charges for this prescription, knowing that it will go over the price David my boss has set as a top limit. This means I have to calculate the costs, changing the fees.
My doctor asks if there is anything he can do while he's waiting, so I ask him to check my maths. I made it £56.89, he made it £107-99, my locum, Sue looked at the figures and just blurted out
'So what is a screw worth these days?'

Another customer overheard and replied 'About £2- a kilo'

At least the guy with the script was good humoured about it, and paid up the price Sue calculated (I was 50p out).

Note* Don't let the doctor near me ever again with a syringe unless the nurse has checked his maths!