05-31-2010, 11:02 AM
0
Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to
the least accessible corner.
Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
signal & someone always answers.
Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.
Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room,
they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you
are talking about.
Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the
doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better..
But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
the least accessible corner.
Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
signal & someone always answers.
Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.
Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room,
they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you
are talking about.
Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the
doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better..
But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
![[Image: alcatraz-prison-picture2-1.jpg]](http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b78/lktraz/Sigs%20and%20Avs/alcatraz-prison-picture2-1.jpg)
![[Image: dont_care_offended.gif]](http://s17.photobucket.com/user/lktraz/media/Sigs%20and%20Avs/2012%20Bumper%20stickers/dont_care_offended.gif.html)