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HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest
dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red
Hat chapter decided on this "all-girls" trip.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and
dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit
golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for
dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive
and attentive.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4


Won $800.00 in the ship's casino.
Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a
scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to
stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to
my husband.


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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I
went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day.
Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
Really is charming. Again asked me to
visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did
not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship.. I was
shocked..

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 1600 lives. Twice!