04-17-2010, 06:16 PM
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You would make a great "Fart Whisperer"
FART WHISPERER HIRED BY CANADIAN GOVERNMENT
The recent sausage and beer diet has caught on in Ottawa and even parliament is dabbling with this stinky meat craze phenomenon that has swept this country. What does it all mean you ask, and rightly so. No one knows for sure. But for sure if anyone knows it would be The Fart Whisperer, Transylvanian transplant and long time Canadian resident Frank Sofalvi, an expert on flutterblasts has been interpreting farts since the birth of his father. Now on the Sussex St staff Mr. Sofalvi is most concerned with the recent British Royals sauerkraut craze and is taking steps, by destroying cabbage crops to prevent an epidemic outbreak here in Canada “ When you add that kind of pungency to our sausage and beer problem, it would absolutely devastate the air quality, cautioned Mr. Sofalvi.
FART WHISPERER HIRED BY CANADIAN GOVERNMENT
The recent sausage and beer diet has caught on in Ottawa and even parliament is dabbling with this stinky meat craze phenomenon that has swept this country. What does it all mean you ask, and rightly so. No one knows for sure. But for sure if anyone knows it would be The Fart Whisperer, Transylvanian transplant and long time Canadian resident Frank Sofalvi, an expert on flutterblasts has been interpreting farts since the birth of his father. Now on the Sussex St staff Mr. Sofalvi is most concerned with the recent British Royals sauerkraut craze and is taking steps, by destroying cabbage crops to prevent an epidemic outbreak here in Canada “ When you add that kind of pungency to our sausage and beer problem, it would absolutely devastate the air quality, cautioned Mr. Sofalvi.
Gimme dat filet-0-fish............gimme dat feesh.