04-06-2010, 09:46 AM
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Papa bear probably puts in 40 hours a week for Mr. Slate down at the quarry, working his big hairy bear ass off, and all he wants is a beer, sports center, some breakfast, and some furry mummy bear ass now and again.
Mummy bears is on the rag at breakfast, Papa bear goes to work hungry, get's nothing but shit from Mr. Slate at the quarry all day, then comes home to more bitching, he skips dinner and goes right for the beer and sports center. He has too much to drink and on an empty stomach it hits him harder than it should and he gets loaded before he knows it.
Enter Mummy bear, bitching as usual, Papa bear staggers to his feet and smashes her head through the drywall as baby bear looks on from his high chair.
Mummy bear calls the polices and they drag Papa bear out of his own home, cuff him and stuff him.
Papa bear spends the night in a cell, Mummy bear sobs herself to sleep, and baby bear is 3 months from having uncle Teddy bear that visits only when Papa bear is at work becoming his new papa bear.
Mummy bears is on the rag at breakfast, Papa bear goes to work hungry, get's nothing but shit from Mr. Slate at the quarry all day, then comes home to more bitching, he skips dinner and goes right for the beer and sports center. He has too much to drink and on an empty stomach it hits him harder than it should and he gets loaded before he knows it.
Enter Mummy bear, bitching as usual, Papa bear staggers to his feet and smashes her head through the drywall as baby bear looks on from his high chair.
Mummy bear calls the polices and they drag Papa bear out of his own home, cuff him and stuff him.
Papa bear spends the night in a cell, Mummy bear sobs herself to sleep, and baby bear is 3 months from having uncle Teddy bear that visits only when Papa bear is at work becoming his new papa bear.